Divorcing Lenny

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Divorcing Lenny, which can alternately be titled Divorcing Leni if a female is the subject of divorce, is a three-minute monologue in which the speaker describes the coolness Lenny has subjected the speaker to after fifteen years together. The solution? Divorce. It's only at the end that we learn that Lenny (Leni) is a Lennox heat pump that just isn't working properly anymore.