By the Foot of the Tree

1 either any age

In a four-minute monologue, a sloth addresses the audience as it prepares for a bathroom break at the base of its tree. Its shy bladder prevents it from going, but it does get to present its case to the audience that it is a diligent creature, just with a slow metabolism. And it's not an embodiment of a deadly sin, like those instances of "vanity" and "gluttony" in the audience!